I’ve been on hold with the MTA for over 20 minutes I fucking hate you all
guys read the fine print its hilarious
THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH
this is my favorite thing
thats your FAVORITE thing? out of all the things out there????
What you said: I’m from Australia
What they heard: G’day mate, crikey this weather’s crazy. I’ll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?