March 2012
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Blood all over my leg.
Cause i’m stubborn and I keep itching my mosquito bites.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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February 2012
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Hello, new followers!
I greet you during my college class!
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Too. Tired. Must. Bed. Now. Sleep. Ugh.
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Home from classes, and I had a pretty swell day. I took a long walk in the morning, had fun in school, and took a longer walk back home.
I’m finally alone for the first time in about a week, so I’m appreciating the silence and solitude before I go to work for the rest of the night.
I’m also extremely tired, but i’ll resist. I really do miss my guy though, and I hope to...
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Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
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Greetings, new followers!
I am eternally grateful for your appreciation towards my blog :)
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“Maybe ever’body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.”
– John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men (via somethingoutofadream)
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“What’s a mob to a king? What’s a king to a God? What’s a God...”
– No Church in the Wild, Jay Z & Kanye West Feat. Frank Ocean
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When i’m writing anything, whether it be an assignment for class or a personal entry, I have to write it all out at one time, and it should depict a part of me when you read it.
I like my writing to have a sense of who I am, and a tone in the words that is fairly different than the conventional approach to things. I don’t like to flood my writings in words that no normal human being...
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Top 19 Pepsi Flavors You've Probably Never Heard... →
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Dad Arrested After Daughter Draws Picture of Gun: →
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New Species of Legless Amphibian Discovered: →
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My experience traveling to Guyana for the 1st...
Oh, how excited I was! From the moment my flight was booked, I could not hold in the excitement. When it was finally the day to head to the airport, I was exuberant.
We got to the airport, and boarded.. and off we went. My heart racing, thinking about how Guyana will compare to the city life here in the Big Apple.
We had to stop and switch planes in Trinidad, and although we weren’t in...
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Home! :)